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Had a hilarious dream about a superheroine who goes to hell, her innocent sidekick who goes to heaven and a villain who gives up on terror.
The heroine and sidekick are captured by spider monsters, webbed to ceiling and forced to eat their own brains.
The heroine dies and finds herself in hell. "How did I get here?" And she thinks back through her career. "Oh, yeah. All that killing." Hell, by the way? Full of gargoyles playing pool on ruined ramparts.
She decides to try and find her sidekick, the super innocent "Blue Bunny" and finds her in heaven. "I did what you did and pulled up Wall of Career History, realized all I ever did was get kidnapped and rescued. I never did anything bad!"
Meanwhile, Darkseid, tired of attempting to invade Earth goes to a real estate agency, where he terrorizes realtors into donating some land. "Can you get me a plot that looks like a 'd?' You know...for Darkseid."
The heroine and sidekick are captured by spider monsters, webbed to ceiling and forced to eat their own brains.
The heroine dies and finds herself in hell. "How did I get here?" And she thinks back through her career. "Oh, yeah. All that killing." Hell, by the way? Full of gargoyles playing pool on ruined ramparts.
She decides to try and find her sidekick, the super innocent "Blue Bunny" and finds her in heaven. "I did what you did and pulled up Wall of Career History, realized all I ever did was get kidnapped and rescued. I never did anything bad!"
Meanwhile, Darkseid, tired of attempting to invade Earth goes to a real estate agency, where he terrorizes realtors into donating some land. "Can you get me a plot that looks like a 'd?' You know...for Darkseid."