2nd
22:39

(no subject)



22:39

(no subject)



3rd
01:34

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely

- 1 comment

01:34

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely



4th
00:53

It is good for your healthy life. Baby it's true.



00:53

It is good for your healthy life. Baby it's true.



00:55

Part Two



00:55

Part Two



03:59

Get two of the Misericordia. We might need help...cleaning up.



03:59

Get two of the Misericordia. We might need help...cleaning up.



13:16

(no subject)

- 2 comments

13:16

(no subject)



16:31

we b riters who rite gud



16:31

we b riters who rite gud



5th
01:47

Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.



01:47

Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.



6th
01:17

o/~ Who let the hogs out...OINK-OINK-OINK... o/~



01:17

o/~ Who let the hogs out...OINK-OINK-OINK... o/~



7th
01:15

Thingies



01:15

Thingies



9th
14:02

LILACS! WE HAVE LILACS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!



14:02

LILACS! WE HAVE LILACS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!



10th
16:39

Have I told you guys how tasty the paint in my new house is?

- 1 comment

16:39

Have I told you guys how tasty the paint in my new house is?



16:49

BTW...

- 4 comments

16:49

BTW...



12th
03:29

I am sick of you playing God with that genetic engineering kit. What are we going to do with all the

- 1 comment

03:29

I am sick of you playing God with that genetic engineering kit. What are we going to do with all the



16:03

We live in the greatest country in the nation.



16:03

We live in the greatest country in the nation.



13th
00:52

It seems you are drastically underestimating the seriousness of your predicament, young lady.

- 5 comments

00:52

It seems you are drastically underestimating the seriousness of your predicament, young lady.



02:02

In the country of blinds, the one eyed man are kings.



02:02

In the country of blinds, the one eyed man are kings.



17:32

Sign at a Jiffy Lube: IN HONOR OF SEPT 11 $3 OFF OIL CHANGE

- 4 comments

17:32

Sign at a Jiffy Lube: IN HONOR OF SEPT 11 $3 OFF OIL CHANGE



17:53

Had this been an actual interview, you would have been notified that you didn't get the job.

- 2 comments

17:53

Had this been an actual interview, you would have been notified that you didn't get the job.



14th
07:17

I hate the smell of napalm in the morning...



07:17

I hate the smell of napalm in the morning...



15th
03:21

By Billy, Age 8



03:21

By Billy, Age 8



16th
03:32

::whew::



03:32

::whew::



17th
02:56

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking t



02:56

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking t



15:19

POUND POUND POUND



15:19

POUND POUND POUND



18th
03:42

Milk of Magneto



03:42

Milk of Magneto



20th
04:01

Don't you know any nice people? You know, ordinary people? Not power crazed Nazis trying to take o



04:01

Don't you know any nice people? You know, ordinary people? Not power crazed Nazis trying to take o



21st
02:21

That was no gust of wind! That was a gust...OF ME!

- 3 comments

02:21

That was no gust of wind! That was a gust...OF ME!



03:44

Quick, put on your pants! Domino's Pizza is here!

- 1 comment

03:44

Quick, put on your pants! Domino's Pizza is here!



14:03

Y-M-C-A!

- 1 comment

14:03

Y-M-C-A!



26th
03:38

(no subject)



03:38

(no subject)



27th
03:23

(no subject)

- 1 comment

03:23

(no subject)



28th
02:41

(no subject)



02:41

(no subject)



17:21

There are no alien abductions. Why? Because if they DO abduct you on lonely county roads at 3AM in



17:21

There are no alien abductions. Why? Because if they DO abduct you on lonely county roads at 3AM in



20:58

Gaussian Blur is my friend



20:58

Gaussian Blur is my friend



30th
04:58

The flower girl put her foot in the lasagna.

- 4 comments

04:58

The flower girl put her foot in the lasagna.