dolari: (Kitana)
Jenn Dolari ([personal profile] dolari) wrote2004-09-01 12:05 am

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How to make Jenn Miserable:

1 cup migraine
2 tblspoons Computer Virus at Officemax
a pinch of unrelenting calls
a dash of "We need you to work retail at least one day"
Liberal dosing of FedEx.

Shake violently

Bake at 275 degrees for 10 hours.

This is NOT how I wanted to usher in the 4th Annual National Jenn Day.