How to make sure you don't go back to sleep, even if you really want to:
1) Lie down, and go to sleep. Make sure it's a nice peaceful sleep with a good dream going.
2) Roll over and smack your head into a wall REALLY DAMNED HARD.
Well, I need to clean house anyway....
2) Roll over and smack your head into a wall REALLY DAMNED HARD.
Well, I need to clean house anyway....