I don't want the BBC thrusting bottoms in my face on Christmas morning.

[dolari]

Okay, I've gone from having A Cookbook, to A Cooking For Beginners Book, to a Cooking for Dummies Book, to a Cooking for Morons Book, to a You Shouldn't be Playing With Fire Young Woman Book, to a Why Don't You Just Go To McDonald's And Save Yourself the Agony Book. I still manage to make myself sick (there was some possible food poisoning last night) and ruin perfectly good food today (Ruined eggs SHOULD make good scrambled eggs, right? Not with me they don't). I still think my cheese bread may have been responsible for the Great Moviegasm Vomit.

So I thnk I'm just going to stick with "put the whole thing in the oven until it's nearly burned" method I've being doing all these years, and just try to make slightly more complex stuff when under the supervision of someone who knows how to cook, several fire departments, and a staff of emergency surgeons who can kill me before I make another abomination before god.

Or better yet - I draw you a comic, you feed me for a week? :)

Comments

[jessie-c.livejournal.com]

...make slightly more complex stuff when under the supervision of someone who knows how to cook...

(Sticks her hand up) I volunteer to be the test subject/Range Safety Officer for your cooking experiments : )

Can't wait until you get nearer.

[psylent1.livejournal.com]

No, I had your cheesebread, and didn't get sick. It was good!

I can take you up on your offer (no kidding!). You already have my picture.

[iqtech.livejournal.com]

Or better yet - I draw you a comic, you feed me for a week? :)
:: +Memory :

Hell, I'd cook for you for free for a year if it meant we ultimately got more of Closetspace and AWFW. Even trade - you get food for the body, I get food for the soul.

It was not your cheesebread that made people sick. I know because I got sick and I did not get to have any of your cheesebread. I suspect that sucker was viral because it lasted far too long for food poisoning.