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[dolari]

The opening theme song to Law & Order - The Musical (Sung to The Muppet Show theme)

STONE
It's the Law & Order Show, with our very special guest star, GLADYS KNIGHT, SIR!

MEN
It's time to face the jury.
It's time to read your rights
It's time to face the music,
On L&O tonight!

WOMEN
It's time to write subpoenas
It's time to dress up right
It's time to fight for justice!
On L&O tonight!

BRISCOE
Why are we always on here?

MCCOY
I guess we'll never know

BRISCOE
I'll stay on this good show here

MCCOY
Till they tell us to go!

STONE
It's time to pound the gavel!

ALL
Why don't you pound the gavel?

STONE
It's time to pound the gavel on on the most sensational inspirational, celebrational, litigationable....

ALL
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL OUR L&O!!!!!!!!

Sound effect: (CHA CHING!)