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[dolari]

Had my usual dinner for lunch due to no cooking time yesterday. Actually, not a bad lunch: 1 orange, 1 apple, 1 peach.

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dinner for lunch

[bmowder.livejournal.com]

Ms. Dolari-

I have noticed that in California (at least my part) people say "breakfast, lunch, dinner" OR "breakfast, lunch, supper". In Kansas, it's "breakfast, dinner, supper".

What rules do you go by?

I swear, someday I'm gonna get a passport and see Texas! The thrill of foreign climes... ;-)

Re: dinner for lunch

[gesundyke]

i can relate to jenndolari's post... as i am an overworked, underslept IT professional, i occasionally only manage to find time for 'brunch' and 'linner'. :)

Re: dinner for lunch

[bmowder.livejournal.com]

(0) Have you ever sat down at the terminal, and looked up, only to realize you've missed lunch 'cause it's Tuesday already?

(1) Do you prefer your coffee at room temperature, because that's what temperature it is when you finally get time to drink it?

(2) Do you think Cup o' Noodles is one of the four major food groups?

(3) Do you only type with two fingers because you deal with so many keyboards that you never develop skill on any one of them?

(4) Do you answer your home phone with "Hello, , How can I help you"?

(5) Have you ever tried to reboot your television?

(6) Do you compulsively correct people when they claim the machine is 'out of memory' when the disk is full?

(7) Have you ever tried to defrag a child?

(8) Where you surprised to discover that most people think a router is woodworking tool?

(9) Have you ever referred to an elder sibling as 'beta test'?

If you answered 'yes' to only one of these questions, You may have a slight technology problem

If you answered 'yes' to 2-3 of these questions, you probably should be on medication.

If you answered yes to 4-5 of these questions, you are on IT staff.

If you answered yes to 6-7 of these questions, you a perl programmer.

If you answered yes to 8-9 of these questions, you are probably a virginal 28-year-old virgin Dr. Who fan.

If you answered all these questions 'yes', you are a programmer/consultant. you still live in the basement of your parents' house, and you eat Froot Loops out of the box.

If you answered these questions in hex, you are Linus Torvald.

If you answered these questions in crayon, you are Bill Gates.

If you drooled on the screen and laughed at all the funny marks on the screen, you helped develop VISTA.