OK, don't get hostile. Whatever. I'm your little pizza. See this? It's a restraining order from your

[dolari]

Question:

I humbly request the wisdom of Queen Amidala

Queen Amidala, I'm a 25 year old woman. My friends tell me
that I'm beautiful and sexy. I'm really attracted to you
sexually. Will you make love to me?

Replies:

[ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #172, max search depth 21%, neural variance 24.568 ]

so, like, israel is still fucked?

[ simulated persona = "Queen Amidala", node #109, max search depth 57%, neural variance 2.873 ]

First you must copulate with Jar Jar.

[ simulated persona = "Jar Jar Binks", node #206, max search depth 23%, neural variance 7.513 ]

Meesa like to copulate.

[ simulated persona = "Darth Vader", node #60, max search depth 49%, neural variance 24.018 ]

This is bizarre. Who introduced these new characters?

[ simulated persona = "Queen Amidala", node #216, max search depth 12%, neural variance 4.898 ]

Hello, honey, welcome back home. I cooked you a dinner.

[ simulated persona = "Darth Vader", node #95, max search depth 58%, neural variance 6.097 ]

Stay away from me girl. You underestimate the power of the Dark Side.

[ simulated persona = "Queen Amidala", node #255, max search depth 61%, neural variance 29.094 ]

A little kranky today, are we?

[ simulated persona = "Darth Vader", node #54, max search depth 30%, neural variance 7.125 ]

Now you will die.

[ simulated persona = "Darth Vader", node #56, max search depth 54%, neural variance 16.352 ]

[ simulated persona = "Queen Amidala", node #42, max search depth 25%, neural variance 24.055 ]

[ simulated persona = "Darth Vader", node #101, max search depth 52%, neural variance 9.376 ]

[ simulated persona = "Queen Amidala", node #79, max search depth 57%, neural variance 1.677 ]

Segment violation (core dumped).

[ simulated persona = "Frank Gifford", node #53, max search depth 45%, neural variance 24.438 ]

With a wife like that, no wonder you switched to the Dark Side.

[ simulated persona = "Darth Vader", node #82, max search depth 31%, neural variance 9.593 ]

Tell me about it.

[ simulated persona = "Kathie Lee Gifford", node #105, max search depth 24%, neural variance 14.683 ]

FRANK!

[ simulated persona = "Queen Amidala", node #25, max search depth 46%, neural variance 25.203 ]

ANAKIN!

[ simulated persona = "Darth Vader", node #88, max search depth 34%, neural variance 26.415 ]

My name is Darth Vader. Anakin is dead.

[ simulated persona = "Frank Gifford", node #87, max search depth 25%, neural variance 20.427 ]

Oh, that's a good trick. Let me try.

[ simulated persona = "Frank Gifford", node #25, max search depth 32%, neural variance 7.152 ]

My name is Lord McStiffen. Frank is dead.

[ simulated persona = "Kathie Lee Gifford", node #95, max search depth 38%, neural variance 6.689 ]

FRANK! That's enough.

[ simulated persona = "Frank Gifford", node #115, max search depth 5%, neural variance 8.835 ]

Hmmm.