2nd
15:18

(no subject)

- 33 comments

15:18

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5th
04:18

I get it, this is the live action "Inch High Private Eye" movie.

- 1 comment

04:18

I get it, this is the live action "Inch High Private Eye" movie.



6th
04:00

Oh there are times when crying seems the thing to do, but keep on trying 'till your dreams come true

- 2 comments

04:00

Oh there are times when crying seems the thing to do, but keep on trying 'till your dreams come true



14:46

(no subject)

- 5 comments

14:46

(no subject)



8th
04:11

"Deep personal thoughts, and you get 2 comments. Post a swimming fish and you get 22." --Erin

- 1 comment

04:11

"Deep personal thoughts, and you get 2 comments. Post a swimming fish and you get 22." --Erin



05:35

Holy Moly



05:35

Holy Moly



9th
04:31

And just exactly what does Darth Vader DO with a pikachu?



04:31

And just exactly what does Darth Vader DO with a pikachu?



11th
23:27

Stop driving your little Babycar around Saint Babysburg and take your asteroid smashing like a man!

- 1 comment

23:27

Stop driving your little Babycar around Saint Babysburg and take your asteroid smashing like a man!



12th
07:14

For what it's worth, molten lead really takes care of that waxy buildup on linoleum floors.

- 1 comment

07:14

For what it's worth, molten lead really takes care of that waxy buildup on linoleum floors.



13th
12:14

Tired...Tired of being admired...Tired of love uninspired...Let's face it, I'm tired!

- 1 comment

12:14

Tired...Tired of being admired...Tired of love uninspired...Let's face it, I'm tired!



12:24

Let's face it...everything below the waist is kaput!

- 2 comments

12:24

Let's face it...everything below the waist is kaput!



14th
08:13

I'm extrememly prideful of my humility.



08:13

I'm extrememly prideful of my humility.



11:12

I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a a sweater.



11:12

I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a a sweater.



15th
12:11

That may be! But I know how escrow works!

- 2 comments

12:11

That may be! But I know how escrow works!



16th
11:59

The bathtub curve on these things is barely long enough to sit down in.



11:59

The bathtub curve on these things is barely long enough to sit down in.



18th
22:31

America wouldn't know a good drag queen if it spent an hour and ninety dollars on one in a well-lit



22:31

America wouldn't know a good drag queen if it spent an hour and ninety dollars on one in a well-lit



19th
13:55

I think it requires a more complicated litter box than I currently own.



13:55

I think it requires a more complicated litter box than I currently own.



15:40

(no subject)



15:40

(no subject)



20th
16:52

(no subject)

- 2 comments

16:52

(no subject)



17:39

(no subject)



17:39

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21st
07:46

I did so because we're at war, and I just want to be super cautious.

- 3 comments

07:46

I did so because we're at war, and I just want to be super cautious.



23:14

Well, then, Jello shouldn't be trying to get psych degrees.



23:14

Well, then, Jello shouldn't be trying to get psych degrees.



23:27

I will not kill webcartoonists and eat their brains to gain their power...



23:27

I will not kill webcartoonists and eat their brains to gain their power...



23rd
16:08

Autobots! Transform and Make Out!



16:08

Autobots! Transform and Make Out!



24th
20:33

(no subject)

- 5 comments

20:33

(no subject)



25th
22:48

As it is, my problems are like sand in a bikini bottom.



22:48

As it is, my problems are like sand in a bikini bottom.



23:20

(no subject)

- 5 comments

23:20

(no subject)



27th
23:36

"It's an Israeli form of Martial Arts called Krav Maga." "Would that also be known as Kung Jew?" *

- 1 comment

23:36

"It's an Israeli form of Martial Arts called Krav Maga." "Would that also be known as Kung Jew?" *



29th
23:30

Dan, what part of "Good morning" sounded like "Tell me your twisted, freakish dreams in excruciating



23:30

Dan, what part of "Good morning" sounded like "Tell me your twisted, freakish dreams in excruciating



30th
13:37

Well...it's a rather nice piece of junk.



13:37

Well...it's a rather nice piece of junk.



23:17

People make me sick:

- 2 comments

23:17

People make me sick:



31st
00:02

Beugers.



00:02

Beugers.