My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling

Why are chipboard desk so damned hard to assemble yet so easily torn apart? I spent several hours putting together the new desk, but one tiny worng move and I ripped to screws out of the board. It took FOREVER AND A DAY to get those screws in, but a feather touch to rip them out.

I refuse to believe the technology DOES NOT exist to reverse that.

I came home to a wonderful surprise. One of the COOLEST fan arts I've gotten in a long time.

( Harping for Andrea )

My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling

Why are chipboard desk so damned hard to assemble yet so easily torn apart? I spent several hours putting together the new desk, but one tiny worng move and I ripped to screws out of the board. It took FOREVER AND A DAY to get those screws in, but a feather touch to rip them out.

I refuse to believe the technology DOES NOT exist to reverse that.

I came home to a wonderful surprise. One of the COOLEST fan arts I've gotten in a long time.

( Harping for Andrea )

'Cause it's my United States of Whatever.

Wow. Someone has collectively peed in the Officemax drones' Wheaties.

'Cause it's my United States of Whatever.

Wow. Someone has collectively peed in the Officemax drones' Wheaties.