Nov. 3rd, 2004

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Dear America,

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!


Yours,
Jenn
dolari: (Default)
Dear America,

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!


Yours,
Jenn
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Well, America. You asked for him.

When terrorism strikes again on our own soil - Remember, you asked for him.
When your sons and daughters are drafted for service - Remember, you asked for him.
When your reproductive rights are taken away from you - Remember, you asked for him.
When you lose your job and have no safety nets - Remember, you asked for him.
When the Constitution is used to restrict YOU - Remember, you asked for him.
When you no longer have any civil liberties - Remember, you asked for him.
When he lies to your face in response to an vendetta war - Remember, you asked for him.
When YOUR moral values are in question - Remember, you asked for him.

I'm dissapointed in you, America. Don't talk to me for a few days.
dolari: (Default)
Well, America. You asked for him.

When terrorism strikes again on our own soil - Remember, you asked for him.
When your sons and daughters are drafted for service - Remember, you asked for him.
When your reproductive rights are taken away from you - Remember, you asked for him.
When you lose your job and have no safety nets - Remember, you asked for him.
When the Constitution is used to restrict YOU - Remember, you asked for him.
When you no longer have any civil liberties - Remember, you asked for him.
When he lies to your face in response to an vendetta war - Remember, you asked for him.
When YOUR moral values are in question - Remember, you asked for him.

I'm dissapointed in you, America. Don't talk to me for a few days.

HUMOR BREAK

Nov. 3rd, 2004 11:41 pm
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We could all use a laugh, I think, before I write the daily goings on:

Subtitles from actual Hong Kong Martial Arts films:

1. I am unsatisfied to be killed in this way!
2. You with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
6. I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
15. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
16. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
17. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

HUMOR BREAK

Nov. 3rd, 2004 11:41 pm
dolari: (Default)
We could all use a laugh, I think, before I write the daily goings on:

Subtitles from actual Hong Kong Martial Arts films:

1. I am unsatisfied to be killed in this way!
2. You with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
6. I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
15. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
16. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
17. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

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