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May. 10th, 2008
I still like Witchling.
May. 10th, 2008 05:16 amThe Wishworld Series Bible has been updated again!
Now with some tidbits about Jana's personality, updates on the state of Arkansas and Memphis, Tennesee.BOLDED ITALICS are new updates.
BOLD are updates from the last version (in case you didn't see them).
( Wishword Bible - Version 805.100517 )
I still like Witchling.
May. 10th, 2008 05:16 amThe Wishworld Series Bible has been updated again!
Now with some tidbits about Jana's personality, updates on the state of Arkansas and Memphis, Tennesee.BOLDED ITALICS are new updates.
BOLD are updates from the last version (in case you didn't see them).
( Wishword Bible - Version 805.100517 )
BTW, just a heads up on the Wish World thing. I've had a listing of authors running the last week or so, but this isn't a sequence of who is doing what chapter. The stories are First Come First Serve...and already we have a chapter ready to go (not from me!) So the "Sequence" I've been posting the names in may not be the order we actually get.
BTW, just a heads up on the Wish World thing. I've had a listing of authors running the last week or so, but this isn't a sequence of who is doing what chapter. The stories are First Come First Serve...and already we have a chapter ready to go (not from me!) So the "Sequence" I've been posting the names in may not be the order we actually get.
jenndolari: (The mythology behind Christianity) makes as much sense as having two fire spewing Italian plumbers who ride on the back of Yoshi the Dinosaur to the Magic Mushroom Kingdom. Damn, Christianity would make a kick ass NES game.
interactiveleaf: I'm not seeing room for a protagonist. What would your character DO?
jenndolari: It would be more like a party game kinda thing. In stage 1, you have to use your magical Jesus Fireballs to destroy Herod's troops as they come to destroy all the first born sons. If you can get to the end zone, Egypt, you have a bonus stage where you get child Jesus teaching on the steps of a synagogue 60 seconds. You have to discuss theology with them, and every point you make is an extra life.
jenndolari: From there, in Stage 2, you have to move the grown up Jesus from side to side across the screen as buckets of water rain down from above. Catch 77 in a row, and John the Baptist comes on screen giving you a golden key and saying "You're baptised." In this bonus stage, you play another soldier whisking John's severed head to Herod's daughter while dodging his lackeys, hangers-on, and empiracle court.
jenndolari: Stage 3 is a 40 day race through the desert witht he devil. You car is equipped with machine guns and holy water oil slicks as you drive through the desert trying to make the devil crash his car. The bonus stage here is havnig Jesus running around on top of the Sea of Gallilee gathering up as many converts as is possible while trying desperately not to slow down as that would cause you to fall through the water.
jenndolari: Stage 4 is feeding the thousands on just two loaves of bread and two fish. You have to keep throwing out dishes of fish and bread before the crowd gets too close to you, in which case they mob you and take you away. All the while you have to keep your bread and fish meter charged, or you run out. The bonus stage here is Sermon Hero, where you have to hit the exact words of the Lord's Prayer on your (included) microphone for Super Jesus Messiah points.
jenndolari: In Stage 5, you have to go to the temple, and cause as much havok as you can in 5 minutes. Destroying the money lenders tables gets you ten points, but if you overturn an innocent persons table, or hit an innocent, you lose ten points. The bonus stage here is trying to escape from the temple through a maze of people trying not to run into a Pharisee.
jenndolari: Stage 6 is just a harder version of Stage 4, where you have to keep changing your blood and body into bread and wine for your apostles. Your meter is lower, and the apostles are hungrier. But if your meter is too low, you lose blood/flesh and die. Bonus stage here is sitting in Gethesthamane about wether to turn yourself into the Romans or run off to France and have kids with Mary Magdalene. The faster you tap on the buttons, the closer to the Roman surrender you get.
jenndolari: In Stage 7, you argue your case to Pilate and Herod against Caiphas, ina Law & ORder courtroom setting. Use legal precedents and strategically placed objections to stay guilty and preserve you're own martyrdom! Bonus level here is to try not to laugh as Pilate offers up "Bawabas" for Passover.
jenndolari: Stage 8 is toughy. You've got to run through the maze on Jerusalem to Calvary hill while dragging your cross through 12 save points. Extra points for getting friends to help carry the cross, and having your face dabbed by passers by. The longer it takes to complete the maze, the more converts you lose. Bonus stage here is to get out of the tomb as fast as you can before anyone notices you've ressurected.
jenndolari: See! I'd play that game! :D
interactiveleaf: I'm not seeing room for a protagonist. What would your character DO?
jenndolari: It would be more like a party game kinda thing. In stage 1, you have to use your magical Jesus Fireballs to destroy Herod's troops as they come to destroy all the first born sons. If you can get to the end zone, Egypt, you have a bonus stage where you get child Jesus teaching on the steps of a synagogue 60 seconds. You have to discuss theology with them, and every point you make is an extra life.
jenndolari: From there, in Stage 2, you have to move the grown up Jesus from side to side across the screen as buckets of water rain down from above. Catch 77 in a row, and John the Baptist comes on screen giving you a golden key and saying "You're baptised." In this bonus stage, you play another soldier whisking John's severed head to Herod's daughter while dodging his lackeys, hangers-on, and empiracle court.
jenndolari: Stage 3 is a 40 day race through the desert witht he devil. You car is equipped with machine guns and holy water oil slicks as you drive through the desert trying to make the devil crash his car. The bonus stage here is havnig Jesus running around on top of the Sea of Gallilee gathering up as many converts as is possible while trying desperately not to slow down as that would cause you to fall through the water.
jenndolari: Stage 4 is feeding the thousands on just two loaves of bread and two fish. You have to keep throwing out dishes of fish and bread before the crowd gets too close to you, in which case they mob you and take you away. All the while you have to keep your bread and fish meter charged, or you run out. The bonus stage here is Sermon Hero, where you have to hit the exact words of the Lord's Prayer on your (included) microphone for Super Jesus Messiah points.
jenndolari: In Stage 5, you have to go to the temple, and cause as much havok as you can in 5 minutes. Destroying the money lenders tables gets you ten points, but if you overturn an innocent persons table, or hit an innocent, you lose ten points. The bonus stage here is trying to escape from the temple through a maze of people trying not to run into a Pharisee.
jenndolari: Stage 6 is just a harder version of Stage 4, where you have to keep changing your blood and body into bread and wine for your apostles. Your meter is lower, and the apostles are hungrier. But if your meter is too low, you lose blood/flesh and die. Bonus stage here is sitting in Gethesthamane about wether to turn yourself into the Romans or run off to France and have kids with Mary Magdalene. The faster you tap on the buttons, the closer to the Roman surrender you get.
jenndolari: In Stage 7, you argue your case to Pilate and Herod against Caiphas, ina Law & ORder courtroom setting. Use legal precedents and strategically placed objections to stay guilty and preserve you're own martyrdom! Bonus level here is to try not to laugh as Pilate offers up "Bawabas" for Passover.
jenndolari: Stage 8 is toughy. You've got to run through the maze on Jerusalem to Calvary hill while dragging your cross through 12 save points. Extra points for getting friends to help carry the cross, and having your face dabbed by passers by. The longer it takes to complete the maze, the more converts you lose. Bonus stage here is to get out of the tomb as fast as you can before anyone notices you've ressurected.
jenndolari: See! I'd play that game! :D
jenndolari: (The mythology behind Christianity) makes as much sense as having two fire spewing Italian plumbers who ride on the back of Yoshi the Dinosaur to the Magic Mushroom Kingdom. Damn, Christianity would make a kick ass NES game.
interactiveleaf: I'm not seeing room for a protagonist. What would your character DO?
jenndolari: It would be more like a party game kinda thing. In stage 1, you have to use your magical Jesus Fireballs to destroy Herod's troops as they come to destroy all the first born sons. If you can get to the end zone, Egypt, you have a bonus stage where you get child Jesus teaching on the steps of a synagogue 60 seconds. You have to discuss theology with them, and every point you make is an extra life.
jenndolari: From there, in Stage 2, you have to move the grown up Jesus from side to side across the screen as buckets of water rain down from above. Catch 77 in a row, and John the Baptist comes on screen giving you a golden key and saying "You're baptised." In this bonus stage, you play another soldier whisking John's severed head to Herod's daughter while dodging his lackeys, hangers-on, and empiracle court.
jenndolari: Stage 3 is a 40 day race through the desert witht he devil. You car is equipped with machine guns and holy water oil slicks as you drive through the desert trying to make the devil crash his car. The bonus stage here is havnig Jesus running around on top of the Sea of Gallilee gathering up as many converts as is possible while trying desperately not to slow down as that would cause you to fall through the water.
jenndolari: Stage 4 is feeding the thousands on just two loaves of bread and two fish. You have to keep throwing out dishes of fish and bread before the crowd gets too close to you, in which case they mob you and take you away. All the while you have to keep your bread and fish meter charged, or you run out. The bonus stage here is Sermon Hero, where you have to hit the exact words of the Lord's Prayer on your (included) microphone for Super Jesus Messiah points.
jenndolari: In Stage 5, you have to go to the temple, and cause as much havok as you can in 5 minutes. Destroying the money lenders tables gets you ten points, but if you overturn an innocent persons table, or hit an innocent, you lose ten points. The bonus stage here is trying to escape from the temple through a maze of people trying not to run into a Pharisee.
jenndolari: Stage 6 is just a harder version of Stage 4, where you have to keep changing your blood and body into bread and wine for your apostles. Your meter is lower, and the apostles are hungrier. But if your meter is too low, you lose blood/flesh and die. Bonus stage here is sitting in Gethesthamane about wether to turn yourself into the Romans or run off to France and have kids with Mary Magdalene. The faster you tap on the buttons, the closer to the Roman surrender you get.
jenndolari: In Stage 7, you argue your case to Pilate and Herod against Caiphas, ina Law & ORder courtroom setting. Use legal precedents and strategically placed objections to stay guilty and preserve you're own martyrdom! Bonus level here is to try not to laugh as Pilate offers up "Bawabas" for Passover.
jenndolari: Stage 8 is toughy. You've got to run through the maze on Jerusalem to Calvary hill while dragging your cross through 12 save points. Extra points for getting friends to help carry the cross, and having your face dabbed by passers by. The longer it takes to complete the maze, the more converts you lose. Bonus stage here is to get out of the tomb as fast as you can before anyone notices you've ressurected.
jenndolari: See! I'd play that game! :D
interactiveleaf: I'm not seeing room for a protagonist. What would your character DO?
jenndolari: It would be more like a party game kinda thing. In stage 1, you have to use your magical Jesus Fireballs to destroy Herod's troops as they come to destroy all the first born sons. If you can get to the end zone, Egypt, you have a bonus stage where you get child Jesus teaching on the steps of a synagogue 60 seconds. You have to discuss theology with them, and every point you make is an extra life.
jenndolari: From there, in Stage 2, you have to move the grown up Jesus from side to side across the screen as buckets of water rain down from above. Catch 77 in a row, and John the Baptist comes on screen giving you a golden key and saying "You're baptised." In this bonus stage, you play another soldier whisking John's severed head to Herod's daughter while dodging his lackeys, hangers-on, and empiracle court.
jenndolari: Stage 3 is a 40 day race through the desert witht he devil. You car is equipped with machine guns and holy water oil slicks as you drive through the desert trying to make the devil crash his car. The bonus stage here is havnig Jesus running around on top of the Sea of Gallilee gathering up as many converts as is possible while trying desperately not to slow down as that would cause you to fall through the water.
jenndolari: Stage 4 is feeding the thousands on just two loaves of bread and two fish. You have to keep throwing out dishes of fish and bread before the crowd gets too close to you, in which case they mob you and take you away. All the while you have to keep your bread and fish meter charged, or you run out. The bonus stage here is Sermon Hero, where you have to hit the exact words of the Lord's Prayer on your (included) microphone for Super Jesus Messiah points.
jenndolari: In Stage 5, you have to go to the temple, and cause as much havok as you can in 5 minutes. Destroying the money lenders tables gets you ten points, but if you overturn an innocent persons table, or hit an innocent, you lose ten points. The bonus stage here is trying to escape from the temple through a maze of people trying not to run into a Pharisee.
jenndolari: Stage 6 is just a harder version of Stage 4, where you have to keep changing your blood and body into bread and wine for your apostles. Your meter is lower, and the apostles are hungrier. But if your meter is too low, you lose blood/flesh and die. Bonus stage here is sitting in Gethesthamane about wether to turn yourself into the Romans or run off to France and have kids with Mary Magdalene. The faster you tap on the buttons, the closer to the Roman surrender you get.
jenndolari: In Stage 7, you argue your case to Pilate and Herod against Caiphas, ina Law & ORder courtroom setting. Use legal precedents and strategically placed objections to stay guilty and preserve you're own martyrdom! Bonus level here is to try not to laugh as Pilate offers up "Bawabas" for Passover.
jenndolari: Stage 8 is toughy. You've got to run through the maze on Jerusalem to Calvary hill while dragging your cross through 12 save points. Extra points for getting friends to help carry the cross, and having your face dabbed by passers by. The longer it takes to complete the maze, the more converts you lose. Bonus stage here is to get out of the tomb as fast as you can before anyone notices you've ressurected.
jenndolari: See! I'd play that game! :D
Iron Chef always made me hungry.
May. 10th, 2008 05:13 pmI'm glad I'm moving out in 80 days - San Marcos' last real restaurant the interested me has hit Strike Three. Maybe it'll keep me thinner not having anything but cheap micromanged internationally corporate franchised fast food. Blech.
I'm never EVER living in a small town like this again.
I'm never EVER living in a small town like this again.
Iron Chef always made me hungry.
May. 10th, 2008 05:13 pmI'm glad I'm moving out in 80 days - San Marcos' last real restaurant the interested me has hit Strike Three. Maybe it'll keep me thinner not having anything but cheap micromanged internationally corporate franchised fast food. Blech.
I'm never EVER living in a small town like this again.
I'm never EVER living in a small town like this again.
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May. 10th, 2008 08:16 pmAnyone willing to proofread this thing? I'm just typing out stuff straight onto the screen as I see it. HAve only done a little editing so far. I'll give it a once over when I finish Part Two. Tomorrow maybe?
( Wishworld, Prologue & Chapter One, Part One - Version 805.102017 )
( Wishworld, Prologue & Chapter One, Part One - Version 805.102017 )
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May. 10th, 2008 08:16 pmAnyone willing to proofread this thing? I'm just typing out stuff straight onto the screen as I see it. HAve only done a little editing so far. I'll give it a once over when I finish Part Two. Tomorrow maybe?
( Wishworld, Prologue & Chapter One, Part One - Version 805.102017 )
( Wishworld, Prologue & Chapter One, Part One - Version 805.102017 )