Speaking of my cat, we don't know how many suicidial women it eats.

On this important day, I think it's time we listened to one of the most important presidential speeches of all time:

He's been drinking so this might be NSFW for stupid (yet funny) language.

Here is your free bonus Zinger:

Speaking of my cat, we don't know how many suicidial women it eats.

On this important day, I think it's time we listened to one of the most important presidential speeches of all time:

He's been drinking so this might be NSFW for stupid (yet funny) language.

Here is your free bonus Zinger:

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Our long national nightmare is over.

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Our long national nightmare is over.

Let us seize the day and take it roughly from behind, as the Colonel used to say in his unfortunate

Lookie what I found available for my phone. :D

Let us seize the day and take it roughly from behind, as the Colonel used to say in his unfortunate

Lookie what I found available for my phone. :D