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"The name of the game is called, uh...fizzbin."
"Fizzbin?"
"Fizzbin. It's, uh ... not too difficult. Each player gets six cards, except for the player on the dealer's right, who gets seven."
"On the right?"
"The second card is turned up, except on Tuesdays."
"On Tuesday."
"Mm-hmm. Oh, look what you got, two jacks! You got a half fizzbin already."
"I need another jack."
"No. If you got another jack, why, you'd have a sralk."
"A sralk?"
"Yes. You'd be disqualified. You need a king and a deuce, except at night, when you'd need a queen and a 4."
"Except at night."
"Right. Oh, look at that. You've got another jack! How lucky you are! How wonderful for you. If you didn't get another jack, if you'd gotten a king, why, then, you'd get another card, except when it's dark, you'd give it back."
"If it were dark on Tuesday."
"But what you're after is a royal fizzbin, but the odds in getting a royal fizzbin are astron -- Spock, what are the odds in getting a royal fizzbin?"
"I've never computed them."
"Well, they're astronomical, believe me. Now, for the last card. We'll call it a kronk. You got that?"

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Comics updated with some art from an arrogant self-absorbed 14 year old from 1988: http://www.dolari.net/cs/

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WAY WAY WAY over my budgeted 1800 calorie mark. 2200 or so. Still under my "RDI" for weight loss, though. Need to keep better tabs on food.

"I need your help. I'm a woman so I'm not

"I need your help. I'm a woman so I'm not so smart." @_@

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Just got a look at some of my work stats. Not happy. I've gotten lazy and need to get back to my old numbers. Weightwise and workwise.

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Wait. I like dubstep? When did that happen?

Feeling much better today than the last few.

Feeling much better today than the last few. REALLY need to get my insurance reimbursement so I can stop rationing my meds.