There is nothing sadder than waking up to the sound of a howling pupping trapped in a room in the house. There is also nothing more horrible than realizing she was trapped, for hours, in the same room with the cat's litter box.
::looks at the coming apocalypse of overdraft fees my bank account is about to be:: I really need someone to do my accounting for me. I'm obviously too scatterbrained, forgetful, and bad at math that I simply have no clue how to manage my own money.