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Life Philosophy #1:"It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no telling where you might be swept off to."

Life Philosophy #2 (used when "swept off to"): "We're having an adventure, just like the Goonies!"

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I've also decided that there won't be any pictures in the book, but illustrations. I'm a cartoonist, let's use that.

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Suddenly craving those frozen toe ice cream bars with the gumball toenail. Where's an eighties era I've cream truck when you need it?