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"The Girl in the Mirror." Rough Draft.
60,518 words.
117 pages.
32 Chapters.
Now writing "The Seventh Son of the Alligator King." Seriously.

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For those wondering why the hell that chapter's called that, I refer you to http://youtu.be/cg71djeZfos .

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Woke up and the puppy came happily waddling up to me with a string hanging out of her mouth. I playfully pulled on it...and the next thing I know, I'm pulling four feet of string out of her stomach. GOOD MORNING!

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Basil Fawlty of Fawlty Towers was based on a REAL PERSON!? AND THINGS HE DID?!?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Sinclair_(hotel_owner)

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Somedays, I can't deny that I was born and raised in The South. Now, if you'll excuse me, Wrestlemania 3 calls.

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"You know what they say about Seattle rain: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes...then kill yourself.'"