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If your resume application questionnaire requires a psychology degree and a graphing calculator, we're done here.

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Five more resumes sent out for a total of 61 since April. I'm beginning to feel a bit exasperated and desperate.

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If you've been put into the witness protection program, your new life as a popular 1980s glam rock singer may not be the best choice. #knightrider

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So, since I've started walking about three years ago, I stopped Wii Fit. After realizing I've gained a third of my ketacidosis weight back, I decided to get back on the Wii Fit. Holy crap. Ow.

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Oh, Greatest American Hero...you're complete lack of flying ability even after three years of practice never gets old.

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As much as cooking in huge batches saves money...when you make something terrible you're glad to see it gone.

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Suddenly in the mood to listen to 80s Culture Club for some reason....