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I kinda want to complain about an ache in my butt cheeks,but I can already here the 8 year olds snickering.

#toolate

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Yes,it's that kind of gripping journalism that I needed a replacement phone for. #yousaidgripping

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How to scare the hell out of Jenn: while driving down a country road in the middle of the night, she suddenly has something feel like a hand caressing her arm. She stops and looks around to see what that was...and then a booming voice from nowhere screams "IN FIVE HUNDRED FEET,TURN LEFT ON LOOP 163."

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