4th down, ten seconds on the clock, the ball's hiked, the team is in position, the offense is rushing in, and the quarterback tosses the ball and prays....
Whoever packed my last MRE just tossed in some very random stuff. Tortillas, fat free mayo, Tootsie rolls, cookies and pop tart. Meatballs and blueberry cobbler. It's like they tossed whatever they had left over into the bag....