Woke up with the idea for "The Sinister Channel." Just every day shows and news stuff like your local network...but lit from underneath with scary music and voice acting.
Seriously brain...what have you been smoking while I sleep?
"You don't need no school-learnin'. Just read them Uncle John's Bathroom Readers. Everything you'll ever need to know is there." "Dad, I can't read." "Not my problem."