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Satan: "THOU HAS SUMMONED ME, HUMAN. TELL ME YOUR DREAMS THAT I MAY GRANT THEM AND TAKE YOUR SOUL."
Bob: "I'd sell my soul to just make ends meet these days."
Satan: "....really? REALLY?"
Bob: "Yeah."
Satan: "Dude. I'm not taking your soul for just that."
Bob: "But...."
Satan: "Listen. I'm the Devil. Not an asshole. Let's get you some groceries. Some guys at Safeway owe me...."