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"WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!"
"I'm a locksmith....and I'm a locksmith."

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"I sent the ransom note to the lab. They're demanding a million dollars."
"Why would the lab demand a million dollars?"
"The kidnappers made the demand, Frank."
"...oh."

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"Do you know how big the Waterfront is? She's a needle in a haystack!"
"That's not true. I've seen a picture of her. She's quite attractive."

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"Good job, Eddie."
"Piece of cake, Lieutenant."
"No thanks, I just ate."

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"Born 1942 in Phildelphia...in and out of foster homes until he was 15. Then he moved into Spitz's home. Wasn't happy there either. Then he fought Larry Holmes. Last known address was a Mobile home in Alabama. Married, one child. That didn't work out so he married a grown woman."

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"The Young Ones" is one of my favorite TV shows of all time, and I had NO IDEA there was a fifth roommate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS5nkbyAlQI