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"What is it with French and apples? Apples: Pomme. Tomato: Pomme d'amour. Potatoes: Pomme d'terre. Watermelon: Pomme d'eau. Shoe: Pomme d'pied. Fist: Pomme d'boeuf."

"WTF POMETTES ARE CHEEKBONES."

"Best band name ever: Pomme d'Boeuf et les Pomettes"

(Actually the best band name of all time is "Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk.")