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Thoughts Before Bed: A Story in Two Parts

Parte The Firste.

Bob: THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE! ROBERT, CALL 911!
Robert: Nope. Gonna call the carpenters.
Bob: What?!
Robert: We need a new deck. Spruce the place up.
Bob: THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! DECK ISN'T GONNA FIX THAT! WE CAN GET THE DECK AFTER THE FIRE'S OUT!
Robert: If you're not wanting to call the carpenters, I'm taking my phone and gonna sleep in my car.
Bob: THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

Parte the Seconde.

Bob: Well, it was a nice house. Now it's all ashes.
Robert: Shoulda let me build that deck.
Bob: The house is ashes, dude.
Robert: But that deck woulda been hella nice.

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So, the verdict on the leaked KFC Eleven Herbs and Spice recipe?

IT'S TOTALLY KFC. And now I can make fried chicken my way, but with the breading flavor of KFC, which I totally love.