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So according to my dreams, Google is a gigantic alien artificial intelligence that has taken over the internet in order to prepare humanity for the arrivals of aliens.

And even with all that, their staff meetings are BORING.

Also, an alien named Draco ruined the food rehydrator and ruined pizza day at the office.

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Darmok and Jelad at YOUR MAMA.

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I JUST REMADE THE HOT AND SOUR SOUP BASE RECIPE AND DIDN'T MESS IT UP AND HEAVEN HELP ME IF I CAN ORDER ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR IT. IT IS SPECTACULAR.