dolari | Dec. 22nd, 2021

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Dec. 22nd, 2021

I have learned a terrible truth about freezing my meals in advance. Cucumber should never be frozen. Ever. And worse...it should never be frozen and reheated. Ever.

Unless you LIKE water flavored gummy candies.

Crossposts: https://jenndolari.livejournal.com/4557448.html

Things Said in the House, #1230

"And I'm going back in time and telling that monkey's paw I want money, not boobs."
"Is that how you got yours? Monkey paw?"
"Yeah. How'd you get yours?"
"Leprechaun."
"That's probably why yours are better than mine."
"It's also why they're always after me lucky charms."