Jul. 26th, 2024

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Introducing JennOS 5.0 - Government Edition

This new JennOS contains the following upgrades:

* Extra large spinal disks capable of sending signals to the left arm at lightning speed (only pain signals apply, all orther signals blocked).
* New of government policies and procedures subroutines installed (I swear, we were just trying to write to fix that math co-processor problem and we accidentally got this).
* Added new color to the RGB display card palette: Gray (only in hair, and occasional nose hair)

Please install JennOS 5.0 at your earliest convenience to solve any lingering problems you've had with the previous operating sysSEGFAULT AT 8091:1987

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