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Does this happen to anyone else?

"Good morning, Jenn. This is your body's pain alert system. You have a scratch on your leg you should address."

"I just went to where yuo said the pain was...there's nothing there. In fact, when I went to check on it, that scratch pain dissapeared."

"It's there. I promise. I wouldn't alert you if it wasn't there."

"There's nothing there, and again, the pain dissapeared when I reached for it."

"Good morning, Jenn. This is your body's pain alert system. You have a scratch on your leg you should address."

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I dunno what world I visited in my dreams last night, but I woke up with a sprained wrist, aching back muscles and a wierd cut-pain-where-there-is-no-cut feeling on my hips.
Not going back to Fight Club World again, let me tell you.