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So here's me writing on a good day:
"Forsooth and most verily so, did the brave and bold Lucien alight upon his enemies and smote them forthwith."

Here's me writing on a sick day:
"i r a riter i riite good"

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TFW you take a swig of water thinking it's Coke and your brain is all DO I HAVE COVID WAS IT COVID THE WHOLE TIME