Amazing results like these are why a lot of people maybe call me "The Martha Stewart of Home Explosi

[dolari]

Why wrestlers shouldn't do commercials.

Neo Knight: Rock: "Tell me Booker T... do you know how much a 1$ can get you?" Booker T: "Yeah sucka, it-" Rock: "IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH A 1$ CAN GET YOU!!"
Dolari: Ric Flair struts by with his 10-10-200 phone card: "WHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!
Neo Knight: CUZ I'M THE SITH-THEEN THIME WORLD CHAMP- WHOOOOO!!!
Dolari: And remember the number....ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss............10 10 220
Dolari: WHATCHA GUNNA DO, WHEN 10 10 220 SAVES MONEY FOR YOU!
Neo Knight: IFF YOU CALLLL... WHEN THE ROCK... IS.... TALKIN'!!!!
Dolari: Cause 10 10 220 is too sweeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeet!
Dolari: What?
Dolari: Cause 10 10 220 is too sweeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeet!
Dolari: What?
Dolari: Cause 10 10 220 is too sweeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeet!
Dolari: What?
Neo Knight: TELL ME TRIPLE H, YOU AND YOUR ROODY POO CANDY ASS CAN'T PICK A PHONE, CALL YO MOMMA JIMMY JACK TRIPLE H, I'LL TELL YOU TURN THAT SUM 'BITCH SIDEWAYS AND CRAM IT UP... YOUR CANDY ASS!!
Neo Knight: Hey, y'know.. Val Venus wouldn't have to say much..
Neo Knight: "Hellooo.... Ladiesss.."
Dolari: Cause I'm the best you've called...the best to call...and thest to ever call....
Dolari: That one didn't work too well.
Neo Knight: gettin' there
Dolari: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls...LEEEEETS GET READY TO DIAL IT!
Neo Knight: Cuz the Machoh-PHONE is gonna GITCHA
Neo Knight: Well.. you may quote your bible, John 3:16, but Austin 10-10-220 just called to WHUP YOUR ASS!!
Dolari: YO YO YO! LET ME SPEAK ON THIS! 10 10 220!
Dolari: If you hadn't used 10 10 220, I woulda put your head in a half nelson, twisted it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on every turn, and then when I reached the first letter of my true love's name - that would be the lovely Elizabeth - I would yank your head clean off and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball!

Comments

[tempusthales.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not Val Venis anymore, but Chief Morley. And seeing Kane say, "Hellooooo Morley!" was the best thing Raw has done all year.

[ghostangel.livejournal.com]

*falls over* XD

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

I've missed a ton of episodes of RAW and quite a few Smackdowns. We don't have cable where i'm staying...and the last place had a TV hog.