Lance Fusco Eats Quiche
May. 8th, 2002 03:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dolariOther than a false virus scare, and a wierd bit of sleeping sickness (I slept for two hours after dinner...it didn't sit to well with me) ntohing happened today. Oh, I got my bike setup for riding, but I fell asleep. C'est la aprevie.
Please enjoy these attempts at entertainment:
::grumbles somehting about monitor dying::
25 lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
"Pants"
1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence
of my old master.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to
retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5 These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.
6 I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.
8 Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10 I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11 TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12 Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13 Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought
onboard.
14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15 Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17 That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18 Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily
guarded than this.
19 Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
for your sister!
21 Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22 Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of
my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
Honorable Mention - Luke... I am your pants.
Blatantly stolen from LadyMysty, who blatantly stolen from Gina, who blatantly stole it from Jenni among others....
[ Current Clothes ] Red San Antonio T-Shirt and Jeans.
[ Current Mood ] ::grumble::
[ Current Music ] The Seatbelts - Tank! (Live)
[ Current Taste ] Too much tea
[ Current Make-up ] Nohting - not allowed in the house.
[ Current Hair ] Too long an in need of a haircut I can't afford. Mom's a cosmetologist...I wouldn't let her near my hair with nail clippers.
[ Current Annoyance] The general direction of my life, the crushing suffocation of being denied a living, paranoia about how they're all out to get me. The usual.
[ Current Smell ] Lemony from the tea.
[ Current thing I ought to be doing ] Working on Closetspace #3
[ Current Desktop Picture ] The Dirty Pair
[ Current Favorite Artist ] Haruko Mikimoto. Those guys at Marathon.
[ Current Favorite Group ] The Seatbelts
[ Current Book ] Drawign Down the Moon - currently in month six of trying to read it.
[ Current CD in CD Player ] A Seatbelts MP3 compilation I made....
[ Current DVD In Player ] Dirty Pair Project Eden [Had to get the desktop from somewhere]
[ Current Color Of Toenails ] Toenail color.
[ Current Refreshment ] Lemon tea
[ Current Worry ] That I have hit the apex of my life and it's all downhill from there. That I will never be happy. That I am an abberation. That I was never meant to exist.
[ Current Crush ] Meh.
[ Current Favorite Celebrity ] Mari Ijima, sure why not...only one that comes to mind.
LAST PERSON...
[ You Touched ] Erin. I don't like to touch or be touched very often, and I go out of my way to avoid touching people. Not so much anti social as I just never think to touch people,a nd when they touch me, it's actually unexpected and can make me jump.
[ You Talked to ] My Dad. It's so cute when he changes the channel from Showtime's R-rated porn to something else when someone enters the room.
[ You Hugged ] Erin. Hugging is another thing I don't do often, only with people I consider special.
[ You Instant messaged ] Strangelove who scared teh crap out of me with a virus alert.
[ You Yelled At ] Leeza. I don't yell very often. But I will to people who deserve it that I'm not dependent on.
[ You Had A Crush On ] Meh.
[ Kissed ] I said MEH.
[ Who Broke Your Heart ] Goddammit....
FAVORITE...
[ Food ] Hot Wings. Sushi.
[ Drink ] Tea. Hot colas.
[ Color ] Green. Rose Pink.
[ Album ] Anything by The Seatbelts
[ Shoes ] My nice black pumps. Not allowed in the house.
[ Candy ] Hershey's Chocolate with Almonds, or anything made with Dark Chocolate.
[ Animal ] Betta Fishies.
[ TV Show ] Babylon 5
[ Movie ] Macross - Oboete Imasuka
[ Dance ] I don't dance....
[ Song ] Rain as sung by Mai Yamane
[ Fruit ] Watermelon
[ Cartoon ] American - Sealab 2021, Japanese - Cowboy Bebop, French - Totally Spies/Les Mondes Engloutis
ARE YOU...
[ Understanding ] Yes.
[ Open-minded ] Yes, but while my Bullshit meter doesn't go off very often, it DOES go off.
[ Arrogant ] I used to be as a little little kid. I'm not anymore....
[ Insecure ] No.
[ Random ] Yes.
[ Hungry ] Uhg...don't remind me...ooof.
[ Friendly ] Very.
[ Smart ] People say I'm a genius. I'm not so sure myself.
[ Moody ] Only within excrutiatingly close contact with those I cannot stand.
[ Childish ] Often. In a good way. Grow Responsible, but never Grow Up.
[ Independent ] I would like to be if anyone in the world would FUCKING HIRE ME AND ACCEPT WHO AN WHAT I AM WITHOUT QUESTION. Assholes.
[ Hard working ] Yes...if you leave me alone.
[ Organized ] Yes...but others call it disorganization.
[ Healthy ] No. Not without cash.
[ Emotionally Stable ] As of late - no. who can blame me.
[ Shy ] I'm not allowed to be shy.
[ Difficult ] I like to get my way, but I'm always flexible.
[ Attractive ] ::sigh:: I've got a certifiable ugly certificate. It's not a matter of self-worth - it's a matter of fact. See the Shy entry. :P
[ Bored Easily ] Often.
[ Messy ] Very - until I get The Urge.
[ Thirsty ] No, but I'm addicted to Tea, so I drink it, then I drink lots of water to replace all the...um...used tea.
[ Responsible ] Yes, although I often forget things...but I make an effort!
[ Obsessed ] Off the hormones...yes...very much obsessed. PAinfully obsessive. And I don't like being that way.
[ Angry ] The side effect of being obsessed when things go badly.
[ Sad ] I used to not be...now I am. All the time.
[ Happy ] Not anymore. Not anymore at all. I cry all the fucking time. I can be watching Battlebots, or Let's Bowl, or something different...and just berak out for no reason.
[ Hyper ] No, I'm a B-type personality, and just go with the flow.
[ Trusting ] Yes, but to a point. I'll trust anyone with small things...but the larger you go, the more I'm skeptical.
[ Talkative ] Yes. I blabber. Often.
[ Legal ] Not until I get that letter changed on my driver's license
[ Original ] I try to be.
[ Different ] ::laugh:: In a good way or bad?
[ Unique ] You betcha. Who else wears 486 processors as decorations.
[ Ignored ] No.
[ Reliable ] I try to be.
[ Content ] Not anymore.
[ Optimistic ] Not anymore.
[ Deep thinker ] Too often. It gets me in trouble.
[ Self-disciplined ] Yes, especially when it comes to doing things for other people.
[ Sleepy ] Kinda - but I blame that on The Dinner that Would Not Die.
[ Lonely ] Oh, god, yes.
[ sXe ] I would be considered that, yes.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
[ Kill ] No comment. There are several people onthat list....
[ Slap ] Leeza
[ Get Really Wasted With] I'm sXe! I don't DO that!
[ Get High With ] sXe means STRAIGHTEDGE - don't you remember?
[ Tickle ] No one - I don't dig that.
[ Look Like ] Chyna
Please enjoy these attempts at entertainment:
::grumbles somehting about monitor dying::
25 lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
"Pants"
1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence
of my old master.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to
retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5 These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.
6 I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.
8 Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10 I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11 TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12 Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13 Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought
onboard.
14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15 Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17 That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18 Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily
guarded than this.
19 Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
for your sister!
21 Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22 Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of
my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
Honorable Mention - Luke... I am your pants.
Blatantly stolen from LadyMysty, who blatantly stolen from Gina, who blatantly stole it from Jenni among others....
[ Current Clothes ] Red San Antonio T-Shirt and Jeans.
[ Current Mood ] ::grumble::
[ Current Music ] The Seatbelts - Tank! (Live)
[ Current Taste ] Too much tea
[ Current Make-up ] Nohting - not allowed in the house.
[ Current Hair ] Too long an in need of a haircut I can't afford. Mom's a cosmetologist...I wouldn't let her near my hair with nail clippers.
[ Current Annoyance] The general direction of my life, the crushing suffocation of being denied a living, paranoia about how they're all out to get me. The usual.
[ Current Smell ] Lemony from the tea.
[ Current thing I ought to be doing ] Working on Closetspace #3
[ Current Desktop Picture ] The Dirty Pair
[ Current Favorite Artist ] Haruko Mikimoto. Those guys at Marathon.
[ Current Favorite Group ] The Seatbelts
[ Current Book ] Drawign Down the Moon - currently in month six of trying to read it.
[ Current CD in CD Player ] A Seatbelts MP3 compilation I made....
[ Current DVD In Player ] Dirty Pair Project Eden [Had to get the desktop from somewhere]
[ Current Color Of Toenails ] Toenail color.
[ Current Refreshment ] Lemon tea
[ Current Worry ] That I have hit the apex of my life and it's all downhill from there. That I will never be happy. That I am an abberation. That I was never meant to exist.
[ Current Crush ] Meh.
[ Current Favorite Celebrity ] Mari Ijima, sure why not...only one that comes to mind.
LAST PERSON...
[ You Touched ] Erin. I don't like to touch or be touched very often, and I go out of my way to avoid touching people. Not so much anti social as I just never think to touch people,a nd when they touch me, it's actually unexpected and can make me jump.
[ You Talked to ] My Dad. It's so cute when he changes the channel from Showtime's R-rated porn to something else when someone enters the room.
[ You Hugged ] Erin. Hugging is another thing I don't do often, only with people I consider special.
[ You Instant messaged ] Strangelove who scared teh crap out of me with a virus alert.
[ You Yelled At ] Leeza. I don't yell very often. But I will to people who deserve it that I'm not dependent on.
[ You Had A Crush On ] Meh.
[ Kissed ] I said MEH.
[ Who Broke Your Heart ] Goddammit....
FAVORITE...
[ Food ] Hot Wings. Sushi.
[ Drink ] Tea. Hot colas.
[ Color ] Green. Rose Pink.
[ Album ] Anything by The Seatbelts
[ Shoes ] My nice black pumps. Not allowed in the house.
[ Candy ] Hershey's Chocolate with Almonds, or anything made with Dark Chocolate.
[ Animal ] Betta Fishies.
[ TV Show ] Babylon 5
[ Movie ] Macross - Oboete Imasuka
[ Dance ] I don't dance....
[ Song ] Rain as sung by Mai Yamane
[ Fruit ] Watermelon
[ Cartoon ] American - Sealab 2021, Japanese - Cowboy Bebop, French - Totally Spies/Les Mondes Engloutis
ARE YOU...
[ Understanding ] Yes.
[ Open-minded ] Yes, but while my Bullshit meter doesn't go off very often, it DOES go off.
[ Arrogant ] I used to be as a little little kid. I'm not anymore....
[ Insecure ] No.
[ Random ] Yes.
[ Hungry ] Uhg...don't remind me...ooof.
[ Friendly ] Very.
[ Smart ] People say I'm a genius. I'm not so sure myself.
[ Moody ] Only within excrutiatingly close contact with those I cannot stand.
[ Childish ] Often. In a good way. Grow Responsible, but never Grow Up.
[ Independent ] I would like to be if anyone in the world would FUCKING HIRE ME AND ACCEPT WHO AN WHAT I AM WITHOUT QUESTION. Assholes.
[ Hard working ] Yes...if you leave me alone.
[ Organized ] Yes...but others call it disorganization.
[ Healthy ] No. Not without cash.
[ Emotionally Stable ] As of late - no. who can blame me.
[ Shy ] I'm not allowed to be shy.
[ Difficult ] I like to get my way, but I'm always flexible.
[ Attractive ] ::sigh:: I've got a certifiable ugly certificate. It's not a matter of self-worth - it's a matter of fact. See the Shy entry. :P
[ Bored Easily ] Often.
[ Messy ] Very - until I get The Urge.
[ Thirsty ] No, but I'm addicted to Tea, so I drink it, then I drink lots of water to replace all the...um...used tea.
[ Responsible ] Yes, although I often forget things...but I make an effort!
[ Obsessed ] Off the hormones...yes...very much obsessed. PAinfully obsessive. And I don't like being that way.
[ Angry ] The side effect of being obsessed when things go badly.
[ Sad ] I used to not be...now I am. All the time.
[ Happy ] Not anymore. Not anymore at all. I cry all the fucking time. I can be watching Battlebots, or Let's Bowl, or something different...and just berak out for no reason.
[ Hyper ] No, I'm a B-type personality, and just go with the flow.
[ Trusting ] Yes, but to a point. I'll trust anyone with small things...but the larger you go, the more I'm skeptical.
[ Talkative ] Yes. I blabber. Often.
[ Legal ] Not until I get that letter changed on my driver's license
[ Original ] I try to be.
[ Different ] ::laugh:: In a good way or bad?
[ Unique ] You betcha. Who else wears 486 processors as decorations.
[ Ignored ] No.
[ Reliable ] I try to be.
[ Content ] Not anymore.
[ Optimistic ] Not anymore.
[ Deep thinker ] Too often. It gets me in trouble.
[ Self-disciplined ] Yes, especially when it comes to doing things for other people.
[ Sleepy ] Kinda - but I blame that on The Dinner that Would Not Die.
[ Lonely ] Oh, god, yes.
[ sXe ] I would be considered that, yes.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
[ Kill ] No comment. There are several people onthat list....
[ Slap ] Leeza
[ Get Really Wasted With] I'm sXe! I don't DO that!
[ Get High With ] sXe means STRAIGHTEDGE - don't you remember?
[ Tickle ] No one - I don't dig that.
[ Look Like ] Chyna
