Blatantly plagarized from fugaciouslover

[dolari]

My job sucks, so I'm going to ask everyone here to tell me a joke.

Whip 'em out, leave 'em in the comments. I want 'em all. Good jokes, bad jokes, your worst jokes ever, puns, groaners, and shaggy dog stories. Funny jokes, stupid jokes, the one you just thought up, jokes you haven't heard since you were in grade school, the one your co-worker told you yesterday. Just tell me jokes.

Please?

(Sorry, but your intro was too good to not rip off :) )