Everythings funnier with Ayn Rand in it.

[dolari]

Rules: Bold the following that are true about you, italicize things you wish were true, add one true thing about you.

- I miss somebody right now.
- I don't watch much TV these days.
- I own lots of books.
- I wear glasses or contact lenses.
- I love to play video games.
- I've tried marijuana.
- I've watched porn movies.
- I have been in a threesome.
- I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
- I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
- I curse sometimes.
- I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
- I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
- I'm TOTALLY smart.
- I've broken someone's bones.
- I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
- I'm paranoid at times.
- I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
- I need money right now.
- I talk really, really fast.
- I have fresh breath in the morning.
- I have long hair.
- I have lost money in Las Vegas.
- I have at least one sibling.
- I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
- I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
- I like the way that I look.
- I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
- I know how to cornrow.
- I am usually pessimistic.
- I have a lot of mood swings.
- I think prostitution should be legalized.
- I have a hidden talent.
- I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
- I have a lot of friends. - I am currently single.
- I have pecked someone of the same sex.
- I enjoy talking on the phone.
- I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
- I love to shop. - I would rather shop than eat.
- I would classify myself as ghetto.
- I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
- I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
- I'm a pretty good dancer.
- I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
- I have a cell phone.
- I believe in (a) God.
- I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
- I've rejected someone before.
- I currently like someone.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
- I want to have children in the future.
- I have changed a diaper before.
- I've called the cops on a friend before.
- I'm not allergic to anything.
- I have a lot to learn.
- I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
- I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
- I have at least 5 away messages saved.
- I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
- I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
- I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
- I enjoy some country music.
- I would die for my best friends.
- I watch soap operas whenever I can.
- I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
- I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
- I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
- Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
- I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
- I have dated a close friend's ex.
- I like surveys/memes.
- I am happy at this moment.
- Democrat.
- Conservative Republican.
- I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
- I study for tests most of the time.
- I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
- I can work on a car.
- I love my job.
- I am comfortable with who I am right now.
- I have more than just my ears pierced.
- I walk barefoot wherever I can.
- I have jumped off a bridge.
- I love sea turtles.
- I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
- I believe in prophetic dreams.
- I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
- I am proficient on a musical instrument.
- I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
- I hate office jobs.
- I think water rules.
- I went to college out of state.
- I am a pyro.
- I have thrown up from crying too much.
- I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
- I love kisses.
- I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
- I adore bright colors.
- I love Dear Abby.
- I think school is awesome.
- I think pigtails serve a purpose.
- I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
- I usually like covers better than originals.
- I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
- I watch Food Network way too much.
- I love coaching youth sports.
- I can pick up things with my toes.
- I can't whistle.
- I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes' slither.
- I have ridden/owned a horse.
- I still have every journal I've ever written in.
- I can't stick to a diet.
- I talk in my sleep.
- I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
- I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
- Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
- I have jazz in my blood.
- I wear a toe ring.
- I have a tattoo.
- I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
- I am a caffeine junkie.
- I know who Santos L. Halper is.
- I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed
- I love wrestling
- I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
- If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
- I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
- I have been to over 15 conventions.
- I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
- I'm proud of at least one original work I created more than five years ago.
- My idea of breakfast is a can of Coke when I wake up.
- I don't mind generic soft drinks one bit.
- I play MUDs and enjoy them over MMORPGS.
- I believe I've gone to sleep, and never woken up.