You sound like a Miss America contestant on Prozac

[dolari]

After two weeks of shift sleeping to make it in on time at work on my new hours of 8AM to 5PM, I can say one thing that will forever be a Universal Constant with me:

I HATE MORNINGS. I hate them more than Garfield hates Mondays. I hate them more than Roger Ebert loves Lasagna.

Now I know why so many comics make a big deal about this - it really IS a big a deal. Blech.