"Khan could never fire on that face." "Maybe not with his PHASERS...."

[dolari]

What pick up line would YOU use to bring her home?

"I'd send a love pulse through your Navigational Deflector ANY DAY."
"You fiddle with my subspace harmonics, baby."

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[gwenners.livejournal.com]

"You're so hot, you make my dilithium crystals melt."

[doc-ashimoto.livejournal.com]

*groans at the title*

[ramaxela.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to find my log of all the horrible euphemisms. Ask me again in a day or two.

[nathan-r.livejournal.com]

The obvious:
"I'd like to boldly go where no man has gone before."

[zaecus.livejournal.com]

::crawls into space dock suit::

"I could give you the refit of your life. And maintenance. Long term maintenance."

[wyndhover.livejournal.com]

'Nice nacelles, baby. Mind if I inspect your reactor core?'

[(Anonymous)]

Be my shipyard!

oh wait, I can't afford the child support payments!

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

"Hold still. I'm directing Geordi to climb through the Jeffries tube and re-route the positronic reverse power couplings to UUUNGH OH GOD AAAAH--*...sorry. Warp core breach. This has never happened before..."

[nathan-r.livejournal.com]

En-Cee-Cee-One-Seven-OH-WOW!