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[dolari]

The best Chinese food uses fresh red peppers instead of dried ones. The quickest way, however, to ruin the best Chinese food is to bite into said peppers, getting seeds and oil all over your mouth, and drinking two glasses of water to calm it all down in about five minutes.

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[porsupah.livejournal.com]

For added hilarity, try taking some down the wrong way. Hours of wheezy fun for everyone!