Soap and Water, take the day from my hands, scrub the salt from my stinging skin.

[dolari]

Panel 1 - Establishing shot of Trinoc 2004 Artist Alley.  CARRIE and ALLISON
          are highlighted in the center of the panel.

                               CARRIE
                        What do you mean you
                        don't like comics?  I
                        just got you turned on
                        to conventions, now
                        I have to turn you on
                        to comics?

Panel 2 - Long shot of Carrie and Allison walking down the alley, KITTY HAWK,
          JENN DOLARI and ERIN LINDSEY are on the right, at their respective
          tables.  The girls are walking down the row.

                                ALLISON
                        I dunno.  My art teacher
                        always told me they
                        weren't really art...just
                        doodles with delusions of
                        grandeur.
                        

Panel 3 - Carrie holds up a Yuuki T-shirt to Allison while Kittyhawk looks on.



                                CARRIE
                        You can't tell me this
                        isn't some good stuff.
                        Look at the line work and
                        toning!

                                ALLISON
                        Well, I kinda see your
                        point...

                                CARRIE
                        And you should READ all
                        this stuff!  It's GREAT!


Panel 4 - Allison holds up a Closetspace comic in disgust, Carrie grimaces
          apologetically.


                                CARRIE
                        Well...most of it's great.

                                ALLISON
                        Someone actually reads this
                        stuff?  It's like "bad opera
                        meets Rocky and Bullwinkle!"

Panel 5 - Double panel of Jenn Dolari, seething, Erin Lindsey looking
          concerned and ERIN 2.0 hanging from the cieling.



                                CARRIE
                                (off screen)
                        Let's check out the filk
                        stuff.  You like Wierd
                        Al, right?

                                JENN
                        Erin?  Has your clone had
                        her lunch yet?

                                ERIN
                        I don't think so, Jenn.
                        Why?

                                JENN
                        Just wondering....

                                ERIN 2.0
                                (in scratchy 
                                font)
                        Redhead make me urpy.