Dear Mom,
Remember that for Christmas, a starving man would rather have a hamburger than a DVD/MP3/CD/Cassette/Turntable multiplex hardware system. I know you think that Christmas is all about giving presents, but sometimes, the best presents are the ones that help with life's little problems. Please THINK About this before you flat out refuse it.
Just checking in,
Jenn
PS - I hate being here as much as you hate me being here. No need to compound the problem by telling me to my face.
Remember that for Christmas, a starving man would rather have a hamburger than a DVD/MP3/CD/Cassette/Turntable multiplex hardware system. I know you think that Christmas is all about giving presents, but sometimes, the best presents are the ones that help with life's little problems. Please THINK About this before you flat out refuse it.
Just checking in,
Jenn
PS - I hate being here as much as you hate me being here. No need to compound the problem by telling me to my face.