Why the hell are you celebrating Chinese New Year in a Mexican Restaurant?

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TEMPORALY?! Does that mean all my Pay Pal purchases from 2000 to today will cease to exist for all eternity?! ::enters my Pay Pal info to avoid a causality violation::