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[dolari]

"Who am I? I'm just a whole bunch of carbon molecules that got together and signed an eighty year contract for a timeshare and we all found out the plumbing is faulty, half the lights don't work, and the heater only runs every other Saturday of every other month with an R in it. And the landlord won't pick up his phone."

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[dewline]

...yep.