We don't have Lost Dogs in Texas...we do EVERYTHING bigger here.

[dolari]

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[aberrantangels]

Having read Low Men in Yellow Coats and played City of Heroes, I almost immediately thought "lost dog = man, lost cat = woman, lost bull = huge".

[andi8.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA Yeah, Texans sure know how to do it right. How do you lose a bull? I mean seriously.

[ghostangel.livejournal.com]

This begs the question of how you lose something that BIG XD

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

"Come back Mr. Fluffers! COME BAAAAAAAAAAACK!"

[hourglassfull.livejournal.com]

FOUND: World's largest hamburger. Answers to the name of "Blackie".

[audaciousd.livejournal.com]

If I looking for bull...

..well, you know the rest. :D

Meme D

[lisalees.livejournal.com]

Probably stolen, and not for hamburger. The valuable thing about bulls is their semen. There's an entire little industry that stores bull semen in cryogenic vats and goes around impregnating dairy cattle (you have to keep making cows pregnant to continue getting milk, you know). I was once the data processing manager for such a company. They gave away calendars and playing cards with a big red AI on them (for artificial insemination, not artificial intelligence). I still have a deck of MABC-Select Sires cards around the house somewhere.

[sailorrob.livejournal.com]

*looks at hamburger and flashes an evil grin*