ADAM = EMO

[dolari]

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I'm finally reading the "First Book of Adam and Eve." I really feel for the guys, cause they're thrown out onto the steps of Eden, and don't know about anything. They miss Eden, so they die of sorrow. God ressurects them. Then they see the cherub with the flaming sword and die from fright. So the angel goes up to god and says "Dude, am I that ugly?" God rezzes them up again. They get thirsty, don't know how to drink water and drown in a river trying. God rezzes them up again. They go home to their cave and are so sad they die of sorrow AGAIN. God rezzes them up again. Night falls inside their cave, Adam freaks out that he can't see stars and dies from shock. Eve feels around, finds his cold body and dies too. God rezzes them up AGAIN. Finally the sun comes up, Adam and Eve think there's a fire coming at them and die...this is as far as I've gotten, but I think I know what happens next.

I can't help but feel bad for the guys, you know? They're out there in the great unknown after having a Paris Hilton lifestyle in Eden, they're naked, scared, thirsty and hungry. But damn...if Adam and Eve were hamsters God would have eaten them by now.

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[chaoskitty18x.livejournal.com]

To be fair, hamsters ARE pretty tasty.

[emilydm.livejournal.com]

:: suddenly imagines Adam listening to Terrible Lie by Nine Inch Nails on his iPod as he mopes::

[debbie-ann.livejournal.com]

"But damn...if Adam and Eve were hamsters God would have eaten them by now."
I'm no biblcal scholar, but I don't recall anything in the bible about God eating hamsters...

[debbie-ann.livejournal.com]

...maybe I missed that part.

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[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm comparing God to a mother hamster eating her young.

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[debbie-ann.livejournal.com]

Ah, ok...I may have been tired when I first read your post.