dolari: (Allison)
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"Hi, Jenn - I'm January 31st, and it seems we've got a package for you that was misdelivered. It's a great big box of about 45 pounds of shit. Here you go...

"...oh, it says to deliver directly poured over your head...oh, don't worry, I can do that for you. THERE you go. Have a nice day!"

Date: 2008-02-01 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] red-tanya.livejournal.com
January 31st can $%(4 off and die.

Anything I can do to help?

Date: 2008-02-01 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenndolari.livejournal.com
A gun, two bullets and a shot of whiskey.

Wait....

Ice cream. Several gallons of Tin Roof Ice Cream.

::hugs:: Thanks. :)

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