dolari | (no subject)

You have to use ~~three words to answer each question. No more, no less.~~ NO NO NO NO NO. Let's make it harder. Answer each one AS A HAIKU!

1. Where is your cell phone?
Asleep in its pouch.
Battery meter falling
Like leaves in the fall.

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Canadian Girl.
Bike pieces fall on the road
Like snow in winter.

3. Your hair?
Ringlets Grace my crown
Like Rose Cotton's Hobbit wig.
Feet, though, have no hair.

4. Where is your father?
The road is his home.
"Pigpen this here's mother truck."
Except he's "Rooster."

5. Cheesecake?
Cheesecake is too rich.
Chocolate right to my thighs.
Glad I don't like it.

6. Your favorite thing to do?
I used to like bikes.
Then I gained way too much weight.
Now I enjoy art.

7. Your dream last night?
The long dreams of sleep,
Hidden like a russian doll.
Hope I wore my pants.

8. Your favorite drink?
The summer suns rays
Blooms tea leaves into a drink.
Too much sugar, though.

9. Your dream car?
I'm a Texas girl.
But it's hard to be demure
In a standard truck.

10. The room you're in?
Surrounded by art,
Katie Couric on the screen.
I get paid for this?

11. George Bush?
Shit shit shit shit shit.
Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn .
The next question please.

12. Your fears?
Used to be the dark,
And the things hidden in it.
Now, body issues.

13. Nipple rings?
Nipple rings remind
Of a movie "Man Called Horse."
Ow ow ow ow ow.

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
Was busy drawing.
Hung out with Crow T Robot.
Richard Kiels worm tongue.

15. What you're not good at?
Heaven help you, for
When you sit down for dinner.
Menu has more taste.

16. Your best friends?
An eclectic bunch.
A man with a hat. Punk Girl.
Canadian, too.

17. One of your wish list items?
Oh, so many things.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Lottery win, soon.

18. Where did you grow up?
The hottest summers,
History lives in city.
San Antonio.

19. The last thing you did?
I have realized
I regret the haiku thing.
This is taking time!

20. What are you wearing?
My feet, kick ass boots.
Skirt billows like fall breeze.
The headset clashes.

21. Tattoo on the lower back?
It is not likely.
I have a thing about pain.
Looks good when I'm old?

22. Ketchup?
I may not cook well,
But, damn, ketchup is so bland.
Make your own salsa.

23. Your computer?
Now a new laptop.
Old one now a file server.
Even older, trashed.

24. Your life?
It is amazing
That I have lived so so much
In so little time.

25. Your mood?
I really enjoy
All these nice haikus.
But DAMN this is long.

26. Missing?
I miss Emily.
I miss my vacation spot.
I miss all my past.

27. What are you thinking about right now?
This is just going
and going and going and
going and going!

28. Your car?
I love my old truck.
She's 23 thousand miles old.
Ev'ry scratch a tale.

29. Your work?
There's time to write this.
I'm watching Canada news.
Worrisome downtime.

30. Your summer?
Pacific Northwest.
Seattle, Vancouver and
All of my good friends.

31. Your relationship status?
The more emotion,
The less words need to be said
Three beautiful words.

32. Your favorite color(s):
Green like the spring leaves.
The pink of a budding rose.
What the heck is Puce?

33. Last time you laughed?
Ernie and Burt's home.
Epileptic muppet drums.
Bert can't post his mail.

34. Last time you cried?
Not too long ago.
Something about a song.
Music makes me cry.

35. High school?
It was not the worst.
I'm not doing that again.
State sanctioned jail time.

36. This quiz?
Moon hangs low in sky.
I still have ten more minutes.
Wow, this took some time.