"What do you think? Nine to five it's a Pullitzer Prize winner!" "There's no Z in brassiere."

[dolari]

Some silly haiku going between Deener and me in EMail.

For when A is A
I am at my most happy
Branden! Criminal!

Whatchu gonna do
When Hulk-a-mania runs
Runs wild upon you?

Ring! Don't answer that.
Ring ring... Baxter! It's Baxter!
Myow Myow Myow Myow! ...@%&#!

Comments

[amw.livejournal.com]

Runs runs?

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

Think in terms of Shatner.
runs.......(waving hands...gesticulating wildly).....runs wild..upon...YOU!

[(Anonymous)]

Shaped charges blow
Uranium compresses
A lovely mushroom sprouts

Situation couldn't get worse
A gamma ray burst
Now can't get worse

Vomiting pathetically
Drunken sailor
Overlooks the iceberg

Fun in an airlock
Making faces to the outside
Oops, wrong button

Cooking in orbit
Around a neutron star
Hastily write memoirs

Seconds are ticking down
Make a wrong cut
A jack pops out from the box

When seconds count
You're in the express lane
The checker is lethargic

Dolari responds:
>Poke. Poke. Poke his face.
And still I do not wake him.
Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke<

The checker's eyes are open
He's upright and moving
Why's he snoring?

File System Check is run
It's wholly futile
FSCK indeed

The salesman
Is homeless
Visual Intercal doesn't sell well

Your boss cancelled your
Entire budget
You can see the points in his hair

[The] Concept was [simply]
Too complex to describe in a
[Seventeen syllable] haiku
So we fudged it.


SL