I did NOT have contact with that referree!

[dolari]

In case you missed 'em, clips of the three (real) candidates on Monday Night Raw, along with clips of the video game match and the (fake) Clinton VS Obama match.

Videogame Dream Match (source video):

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Hillary Clinton:

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Barack Obama:

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John McCain:

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(Not)Hillary (with (Not)Bill in her corner) VS (Not)Obama:

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Shhh ... we don't want to scare them off....

[didactic-cudgel.livejournal.com]

Here we see the Pander Bear in it's natural environment. These three specimens are engaging in their quadrannual mating ritual. See how they puff and preen and display for the much less flashy partner's (or "voter's") attention and affection. The "voter" is known amongst Pander Bear researchers to be a fickle and inattentive creature so the randy Pander Bear must prostrate him or herself in order to court the "voter's" desire. Researchers are still uncertain as to the purpose of the Pander Bear and "voter" relationship since nothing substantial ever really comes of the pairing, and in fact, the voter seldom benefits from the mating.

Which of these three do you think has ever watched wrestling? None, I would wager, but they know that the "real" people do, so their script-writers research pithy punny phrases to appeal to the proletariat and try to make them think the candidate has a clue... and who didn't see the "Barack is cookin'" line coming?


*sigh*