Beef. The Final Frontier.

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FREE Final Frontier Jerky for Astronauts

Final Frontier Jerky is available FREE to anyone flying on Soyuz, Space Shuttle, Shenzhou, or X-Prize spacecraft. Throughout history, jerky has been included on expeditions. We want to see that tradition continued as the Space Age comes of age.

When you are ready to make your flight into space, remember to ask us for your free Final Frontier Jerky supplies. For confirmation, e-mail your flight and crew schedules to: 000mail@beefjerky.com

One pound per person to orbit is complements of Beefjerky.com. Please place your request at least 4 weeks prior to your lift-off.

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Comments

[jazonbladen.livejournal.com]

Beef jerky is the secret to exams.

Get a bag of beef jerky from the store, a bottle of Mountain Dew, and all night studying doesn't seem as bad.

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

Heck, give that to an astronaut and they can PUSH the shuttle into space on their own!

[psylent1.livejournal.com]

I have tried over and over, but have never learned to like beef jerky.

Question: Did you get my email?