BTW, I got happiness from it....

[dolari]

The kitty loaf shall
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Long Live Kitty Loaf!

by antipeople



01) Name?: Jenn
02) Your Spice girl name would be?: Taco Spice
03) Do you read your Horoscope?: Yes, but only after the day is over.
04) Speaking of which, what is your sign?: Leo.
05) You want to be a rockstar, I can tell. What your dream band name?: Impeccable Ferret.
06) What keeps you all nice and summer fresh?: Soap'n'Water
07) What do you use on your locks to keep 'em shiny & smooth?: A mix of shampoo and Paul Mitchell mousse.
08) What keeps your teeth 'Mother of Pearl' -like?: Tasty bluish toothpasties.
09) Do you fold your socks down or pull 'em up?: Actually, I tend to just scrunch 'em down.
10) Current Hair Color?: Black Coffee Brown
11) Natural Hair Color?: Orangey green with purple stripes.
12) Color of the windows to your soul?: Black. Honestly.
13) On the Telly, what do you rot your brain with?: Law & Order, Enterprise, Law & Order, Adult Swim, Law & Order....
14) What do you (Nicely Put) Pollute your ears with?: Anything but Country & Western (Post 1979) and Rap and Hiphop (Unless there's actually a TUNE instead of just grunting and arrogance).
15) What was the color crayon you always wanted but the other kid took from you in pre-school?: GOLD
16) Were you ever 'the new kid'?: Nope.
17) School Sucks?: You betcha. Although college was nice...when I went to it....
18) Freak/Prep/Homie/Punk/Goth?: A generous mixture of everything but Homie.
19) Ever relate to a song so much you felt it was written for you?: Nope....
20) Who is your celebrity dream bang?: Female - Nicole Kidman, Male - Viggo Mortenson or Jason Carter. Rrrowwr.
21) Single/Taken/Or just plain desperate?: Happily single.
22) Straight/Gay/Bi:? (rereads #20) Bi.
23) Apples/Bananas/Oranges?: OORRAANNGGEESS. Although Bananas are nice, too. No Apples, please.
24) Look in the mirror, I dare you. What do you see?: I see nothing special about the cretin.
25) Glass Half-Empty or Half-Full?: Mmmm....glass....
26) Bleh or Blah?: NO! Pah! Feh! Phooey! Felgercarb!
27) Lefty or Righty?: Righty.
28) Donald Duck's Middle name is?: Donald Q. Duck. The Q stands for Quality.
29) Would you eat them in a house? Would you eat them with a mouse?: I would eat them with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
30) Lamest Pick-up Line you have ever heard?: You are my cup of tea and I'll drink you very slowly. Whatever that song is, it's filled with them. (You are the church of love and suddenly I'm feeling holy!)
31) Do you sing in the shower?: Occasionally. :)
32) What is the square root of 65,536?: 256 (Yes, I'm a computer nerd)
33) Favorite day of the Year?: The Four National Jenn Days!
34) How old are you?: 27
35) How old do you really want to be?: 18 (And this time, I'll dress RIGHT)
36) Can you dig it?: Do you Know? Would you care to let it show?
37) Do you like k00l-Aide?: No. It's tea, soda or NUTHIN.
38) IBM OR MAC?: IBM
39) IBM OR MAC:? Swan Technologies.
40) Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet?: They've seen the light, and have been spread among my friends.
41) Braces or Perfect Smile?: Perfect cmile, but mom demanded I have braces anyways.
42) Democrat or Republican?: When not a Libertarian, I tend to be a Democrat.
43) Pepperoni or Mushrooms?: Pepperoni
44) Okay or Otay?: OK!
45) Do you have a 2x4 or a 1x2?: 2x4
46) Chopsticks or Fork?: Chopstick.
47) Femme Fatale or Vamp?: Femme Fatale
48) 2 + 2?: 5.
49) Favorite Word?: Felgercarb
50) Weirdest Name you've ever heard?: Mercedes.
51) Feet the same size?: Size 12 hoofers.
52) Cassettes or CD's?: MP3s
53) Tear or Cut your envelopes?: RIP! SHRED! BEND!
54) How long can you hula-hoop for?: -4 seconds. Don't got the hips.
55) Did you know Dave is Awesome?: I didn't know that. He is kinda neat.
56) Did you ever eat crayons as a kid?: Mmmm...chewy crunchy all at the same time.
57) What did you wish for on your last birthday?: Sigh....
58) Do you actually like your name?: Very much so!
59) If you answered no, what would you want as your name?: N/A
60) How about your first son?: Sir Giggles von Laffsalott.
61) What about your first daughter?: Baron Otto von Cheesebiscuit.
62) Describe your most embarassing moment?: The Fart Incident.
63) Do you read Tabloids?: nah
64) Do you like cotton candy?: Nooo...uhg, NO!
65) Suffer from PMS?: Occasionally...
66) Favorite Breakfast Food?: Stale buttered popcorn.
67) First thing you'd do if you won the lottery?: The Big Chop.
68) Plain or Poppy?: Bleh.
69) Apple Pie a la mode or cherry pie a la mode?: PEnnsylvania Dutch Apple Pie ala Mode.
70) Pepsi or coke?: R.C.!
71) Strawberry, Chocolate, or Vanilla Shake?: Sssstttrrrraaaawwwwbbbbeeeerrrryyyy.
72) Favorite Movies?: Science Fictiony Stuff...B-movies.
73) Favorite Actors?: The guy who plays Jack McCoy in L&O. Patrick Stewart.
74) Favorite Actresses?: Jennifer Connelly (since The Rocketeer). Julie Hennessey.
75) You are being watched?: Why yes. ::flash::
75) Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: Anything BUT those two!
76) Shave your legs?: You bet your sweet bippy!
77) Midnight or Mid-day?: Midnight!
78) What is Saki?: Japanese Rice Wine
79) Fling or Flick?: Flick.
80) If you had to listen to one song on repeat for the rest of your life, it would be?: The Egg and I - Yoko Kanno
81) What are you listening to at the present moment?: Leonard Nimoy droning on about the Abominable Snowman.
82) Tootsie roll pops or Blowpops?: Tootsie Roll Fruit Chews!
83) Do you Snore?: Yes.
84) Do you chew on pens?: Yes. Tasty pens.
85) Acting class or Class Act?: Acting class.
86) WASSSSSSSSSSSUP?: WASSSSAAAAAABIIIIII!
87) "Growl Tiger" makes you think of?: Pokemon.
88) .dm'fglkserhngjkqb;" makes you think of?: Dave Barry.
89) Blonde women or Brunette?: Redheads ROCK!
90) Push or Pull?: Push.
91) If a door says pull, do you automatically push?: No, I actually READ the signs.
92) Do you even read those door things?: Aren't you listening?
93) Do spiders scare you?: Nope.
94) What else does?: Not the heights, not the splat at the end. It's the long fall in between.
95) Did you know that I was scared as frogs as a kid?: (process process) WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT I WAS SCARED AS FROGS AS A KID?
96) What can't you pronounce?: I purposely mispronounce Probably. I can pronounce probably. I just like saying Prolly.
97) What was your first word?: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
98) Your first phrase?: Antidisestablishmentarianism is a tough word to say.
99) Word you over use?: Actually.
100) Favorite Quote?: You can get more with a two by four and a kind word, than just a kind word alone (Runner up: Biteme, it's fun)
101) If you could be anyone, who would you be?: I would be a little tiny four foot eleven, ninetynine pound hottie who looks 18 at age 48.
102) How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie?: 48
103) Will the world ever know?: I just told you.
104) Did you have to go ask owl to find out?: I ATE the owl.
105) Would you like fries with that?: Mmmmm....fries.....

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[hurricane-amy.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahaah thank you! i enjoyed that thoroughly!!!!! love the disestablishmentarianism! that is a great word! and the church of love! oh yeh! do you remember the lisa incident at UTSA when she told some tree guy that and he told her, then get on your knees and pray! that was hilarious!!!!