Ariel Sharon, Prime Minister of Israel talking with Ozzy Osbourne?

[dolari]

James Hills: I think we should put bush, abdullah, sharon, and araphat in an appartment in chicago and film it 24 hours a day and do a special season of the real world
Dolari: "ARAFAT CANNOT LEAVE THE BATHROOM! AND IF HE DOES, WE WILL NOT LET HIM BACK IN!" "That Sharon - he keeps taking my blankets and claiming they're his by grace of God!"
James Hills: "crisis erupts as president bush doesn't appreciate abdullah leaving the cap off the toothpaste .... next time, on the REAL WORLD!"
Dolari: Slobodan Milsoevic begins his ethnic cleansing routine by removing all the non-Serbian food from the fridge. On the Next Real World UN.

Adult Swim is on - I'm beginning to get that artistic feeling again....

Comments

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What can we do to sustain your good mood?

Top 10 suggested journal entry titles?

10. What part of 'Don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side' did you not understand?

9. Plutonium oxide is hereby banned from the refrigerator until further notice.

8. Oh, you said DON'T mix the drain cleaner with the potato salad...

7. We did it once and we can screw up again

6. Mao Tse Chung didn't die, he just went back home.*

* This is actually a modified phrasing of something Robert Restivo posted to the LPTexas list in the past day or two.


SL